Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
God, I missed his penis.
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