"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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