think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
So squirting runs in the family.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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