You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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