lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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