:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I understand Curling. That high.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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