I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
This is the prime rib incident all over again
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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