This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
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Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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