it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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