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aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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