'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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