They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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