Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
porn star boner night. come get it.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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