Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Shame is for Republicans.
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