I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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