me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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