I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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