I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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