what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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