You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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