Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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