His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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