Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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