so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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