your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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