DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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