This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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