Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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