How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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