Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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