She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You were trust falling into bushes
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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