he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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