yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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