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you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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