he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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