The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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