i think my tv is drunk
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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All im saying is that my face might fall off.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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