Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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