I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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