Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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