what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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