we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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