her vagine was all disorganized.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
we're making bets on your personal life
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
whose parrot is this?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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