i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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