have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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