I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
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when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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