He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
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Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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