thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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