Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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