The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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