I think im going to throw up on grandma
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
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