I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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