Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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