Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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