So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
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she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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