Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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